just anotha’ nigga tryna’ make it out’ the hood.

i never know what to say to girls. but a lot of the time, i do feel the compulsion to blurt out “hey so my dick isn’t curved or weird or anything do you want to sleep with me now”

died in my sleep

resting in peace.

one day i’m going to buy an entire town and convert it into the set of a sci-fi film that i will spend the next ten years writing.

(Source: createthefuckingchaos, via colonelkernal)

i want to travel the world and masturbate wherever there are thunderstorms.

bazlu:

Jordan Rudess of Dream Theater

bazlu:

Jordan Rudess of Dream Theater

(Source: bazlu)

(Source: bazlu)

(Source: sandman-kk, via dgroundsel)

the more time i’ve spent not working on things, the more my attention span has suffered. i can’t seem to sit down and actually focus on anything for longer than a few minutes at a time unless i’m hopped up on drugs. it doesn’t really help that we’re living in a society of perpetual distractions (this is probably just a bullshit excuse i’m using because i’m an “american” though).

ok now that i’ve satisfied my need to do something else for a few seconds i’m going to go back to editing photos from over a month ago.

people who tell you they’re going to keep their word can’t always mean it. there are certain sets of circumstances that will always make people break their promises, and go against their words. this applies to you, this applies to me, this applies to everybody. the trick, i guess, is to try not to put yourself in a position where you are obligated to uphold such claims, or even  to rely on the claims of others. 

i don’t need your word, or your promises. if there is something i wish for, then i will do what is in my power to make it so.

please don’t wake me

no, don’t shake me

leave me where i am.

i’m only sleeping.

genuine human beings are a dying commodity it seems.

took me four and a half hours to get home last night from the wrap party because i was drunk and fell asleep on the N and woke up when i was almost at coney island. good times.